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<i>(whistles Christmas tune)</i>

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<i>(sighs)</i>

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Well, you look busy.

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Oh. Well. Yes, it’s Christmas, I have lots of orders.

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Nice to meet you, I’m Moreley.

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Hello Moreley, I’m Wendell.

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Oh well, have you ever heard of ShoeTool?

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It’s a wonderful machine that eliminates the busywork of running a shoe business.

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I’ll take it!

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Just one small detail.

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To get your license, there is a contract.

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It’s industry standard boilerplate, really.

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Ah ah ah.

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Tinkering with ShoeTool is not permitted...
Paragraph twenty-seven, clause forty-two.

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Also, red is the only approved color...
Paragraph ninety-nine, clause seventy-eight.

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And, if you violate any contract terms your license is immediately revoked.

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But it’s my machine. I bought it!

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You licensed it.

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ShoeTool is proprietary, you know!

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<i>(tears contract)</i>

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Your business won’t survive without ShoeTool!

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<i>(evil laugh)</i>

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<i>(cheering. machines clattering)</i>

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Don’t let your tools tell you how to use them.

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