(Soldiers of Fortune plays)
AcademiaYou is an ethical, remote learning platform,
that safeguards computer user freedom.
With AI superpower, UTOPIA is better.
Super better!
And if you commit today, you get a free campus-wide site license for the first year.
UTOPIA it is!
So, for the foreseeable future all classes will be online.
We will be providing every student with UTOPIA.
A distance learning platform that makes learning fun!
Professor, UTOPIA is a proprietary platform.
Aren’t you concerned about exposing student records?
Personal information?
Or surveillance vulnerabilities?
Well, UTOPIA comes from a major company.
I’m sure it’s perfectly safe.
Today's lecture will be about compensating for the weakness that every hero inevitably has.
(evil laugh)
Thanks to Overlord, the evilest of evil, we’re in!
If it hadn’t been for your hostile takeover of UTOPIA, we never could have executed our dastardly plan.
Now, we can monitor and control all the University of Costumed Heroes!
(Laughs)
COMMANDO MAN.
All superheroes have one weakness. What’s yours?
Well, it’s a little embarrassing. But..
I am allergic to kittens.
(Mocking laughs)
(Pushup sounds)
Huh?! Oh?!
NOOO!!!
(Music swells and fades)
Thanks to UTOPIA'S insidious terms of service,
we now have complete control over the next generation of superpowered do-gooders!
(Laughs)
Not so fast!
(Flashing sounds)
Why don’t we have ELECTROSTATIC WOMAN’S weakness?!
You made one fatal mistake! I never signed up for UTOPIA.
I used a system recommended by the Free Software Foundation
that safeguards computer user freedom as a matter of justice!
NOOO!
Defeated by the Free Software Foundation once again!!! Agh!
(Electrostatic sounds)
Computer user freedom is a matter of justice.
Join the Free Software Foundation.
The Free Software Foundation (FSF) is a non-profit with a worldwide mission to promote computer user freedom.